Would you like to book me to perform at a gig or a private party?  Do you need my assistance cutting the ribbon on a new hospital wing, launching a sailboat or turning on some Christmas lights? Perhaps you might like to commission me to write and record you a bespoke rap. Maybe you are an historian wishing to converse about the good old days, or a merchant seeking specific Baron branded merchandise. You may have simply enjoyed one of my shows and want to pass on your gratitude.

Whatever your reason for contacting me, you can do so below, and I shall endeavour to reply to as many of them as I see fit. Please bear in mind that all my messages are pre-screened by Mrs Horricks, my head maid, and she has a weak heart, so nothing too saucy please, ladies.